![]() No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. Minion wakes up as the two share a smile.) Some days it felt like it was just me and Minion against the world. The latter sees the former belly-up as he taps of the sphere. (Megamind fires a ray at Minion turning him into a cube, and adds a drop of water on the cube to bring Minion back to life. (MM (Metro Man) plays a ukulele as the class sings "Itsy Bitsy Spider".) While they were learning Itzy Bitzy Spider, I learnt how to dehydrate inanimate objects and rehydrate them at will. Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner. Megamind: (voice-over.) That's when I learned a very hard lesson. (Megamind's object to produce popcorn for the school children explodes and Metro Man uses his powers to put the fire out.) Megamind uses his pacifier as a flashlight to add some more sketches to his invention while Minion watches.) ![]() Warden: Lights out! (The prison lights turn off. So I too would make this popped corn and win over those mindless drones. Megamind: (voice-over.) He bought their affections with showmanship, extravagant gifts of deliciousness. (Metro Man as a child uses his laser vision to heat up popcorn and all the school children cheer and clap.) ![]() He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies. It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Megamind: (voice-over.) After a few years and with some time off for good behavior, I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called ‘shool’. (Megamind as a child is being escorted out of prison and taken to School) His pacifier shoots a beam through the wall and is stopped by the warden. [Now riding a tricycle made out of Metro City license plates, baby Megamind rides down the hall with some of the inmates following him. My amazing intellect! A knack for building objects of mayhem. Megamind: (voice-over.) The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair! But I had something far, far greater. Lord Scott: Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling. (without looking he continues to read his paper.) (baby Metro Man flies around the ceiling.) Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter. Megamind: (voice-over.) A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong. (one of the prisoners is showing him picture cards of a policeman and a burglar.) Megamind: (voice-over.) Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home. (baby Megamind's ship opens and he sees the prisoners crowding around looking at him.) Lord Scott: (reading his paper.) Oh, yes, yes. (Megamind's ship lands in Metro City Prison.) Megamind: (voice-over.) Apparently not! Even fate has its favorites. (baby Metro Man’s ship appears in front and crash lands into the beautiful house.) Megamind: Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with luxury? (baby Megamind's ship is heading towards a large beautiful house.) Turns out a kid from the Glaupunk Quadrant had the exact same idea. Megamind: I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important. ![]() ![]() (The ship closes and starts to take off.) (He puts the binky into Megamind's mouth and then utters his last words to his son.) Megamind's Father: And here is your binky. Megamind's Mother: Here is your Minion, he will take care of you. How sad is that? Clearly it was time to move on. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. How did it all come to this you ask? My end starts at the beginning. Megamind: (voiceover.) Here's my day so far went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. ![]()
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